My Dirty Secrets

Best shit of the day:

Was polishing the glasses for the next shift when they come in, there were piles more.

"Kalau tak sempat buat semua, I ajar cara yang terbaik & terpantas"
"Aper?"
"Kita pecahkan semua! Besok kan kurang kerja.. ahahaha.."
". . . haha. . ."

English:
"If we can't finish polishing the glasses, I'll teach you the fastest way to settle the problem"
"what?"
"We break all the glasses! We'll also have less work tomorrow.. ahahahaha.."
". . . haha . . ."